January 2010
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obliteratedheart:
I often wonder what it would be like to date a writer. Hm … two writers in a relationship. Will they argue in adjectives? “thoughtless!” “disgusted!” “outrageous!” “confused?” “repulsive!” Or embellish their lies with adverbs? “truthfully happy” “fatally attracted”
Imagine the battlefield this love will be.
When Gossip Girl returns in March, fans who've...
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lollipopslurpee:
shet. march. can’t wait for that :|
You said it. X))
Can’t wait.
At last! :))
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Alice in Wonderland
Alice: I simply must get through.
Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big, simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.
500 People You Meet in Hell
themarinegeek:
A funny book written by Jessica Zafra!!! HAHA. I will save money for this. Here’s an excerpt.
The cousin who broke all your toys then ran crying to her mother. There is some justice in this world, so this destructive little liar probably grew up friendless. Now in Hell, she is forever eight years old and walking down the endless aisle of the most wonderful, spectacular,...
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